Friday, April 15, 2011
Ancient Chinese Secret
So I keep trying to figure out why I'm not inspired these days to post to this blog. I honestly think about it about three to four times a day. I did have an excuse a few weeks ago. I was in China on a business trip for 18 days and my blog is blocked in China. They must have found out about my secret weapon involving code embedded in prose involving monkeys and cheese and nationally blocked me from transmitting back to the states. Actually, everything is blocked there.
So I guess that is where I will go with this week's blogs: my eighteen days in China.
Stay tuned and enjoy the pictures!
A little teaser: topics will include,
"How I caused a vehicle accident in China"
"Hey, can you please stop trying to measure yourself against my shoulder, short asian woman? I get it. I'm tall."
"What do you mean it's not tofu? What the hell is tripe?";
"Do they name the rats in this restaurant?"
"Um, I don't think I can squat that low to pee in that hole"